The word association

The days must drag at the offices of the Magistrates&#39 Association. So much so that searching for the strangest or most frequently recurring words that are typed into the association&#39s official website counts as an exciting break from the norm.

For all you fact fans, among the most popular words to be entered into the search facility were: magistrates (obviously), prosecutions, judicial, possession, abolished, earth, wildlife, and oddly enough, Bromley, which received a grand total of 10 hits.

The Snail did think it would be a terrific wheeze to go on to the Magis-trates Association website and repeatedly type in words like blueberry or tractor to confuse the old dears, but considering how closely they seem to be monitoring the situation, we&#39d perhaps better not.