The word association

The days must drag at the offices of the Magistrates’ Association. So much so that searching for the strangest or most frequently recurring words that are typed into the association’s official website counts as an exciting break from the norm.

For all you fact fans, among the most popular words to be entered into the search facility were: magistrates (obviously), prosecutions, judicial, possession, abolished, earth, wildlife, and oddly enough, Bromley, which received a grand total of 10 hits.

The Snail did think it would be a terrific wheeze to go on to the Magis-trates Association website and repeatedly type in words like blueberry or tractor to confuse the old dears, but considering how closely they seem to be monitoring the situation, we’d perhaps better not.