Separated at birth

New Zealanders thought they had found an errant judge in the plains of the South Island when they came across an unkempt hairball living in the caves. However, upon closer inspection it turned out not to be Lord Woolf in retirement, but Shrek, the extremely woolly Merino sheep who has since become the most famous Kiwi since Russell Crowe. Shrek has since been shorn of his huge coat, but the authorities have yet to catch up with the judge.