Muscle madness

The legal profession is used to producing firsts, but this is an odd one. Back in August, SiᬠMansell, a 22-year old law student, became the first woman in the UK to have silicone calf implants in a bid to maker her legs shapelier. The Snail just cant see the point.

Apparently, it was agony to walk for five days and Mansell now describes her calves as those of a body building contestant. The Snail recommends following the Tour de France for a couple of days in the Alps. Thatll soon sort out your calves.