Movie madness

The Snail always fancied himself as a man of commerce, but previous ventures, including a tartan paint manufacturing business, have so far come to nothing. However, this student market offers numerous possibilities. Eager students, ever keen to immerse themselves in the world of their future profession, have been plaguing the Snail with requests for copies of the legal dramas, such as This Life, Rumpole and Judge John Deed, featured in our last issue. One even offered to undertake the distribution of hundreds of videos to fellow BVC students. The Snail was sorely tempted and promptly set Mrs Snail to work with the video camera trying to recreate various scenes from the dramas. Look out for the special musical version of Trust on sale soon. It features my good self as the ubiquitous Robson Green, singing such reworked classics as Unchained M&A, and Mrs Snail turning back the clock in her role as the attractive trainee. Oh, the fun we had…